tartan bunker

Unlike WC Fields who said he liked children but couldn’t eat a whole one, I don’t but I reckon I could. Not because they’re tasty ( I wouldna’ have a clue about that) but because it appears it might be the only way to get rid of them when they’re being a bloody nuisance. Like bawling non-stop for two hours in a restaurant. And the parents do nothing. Ok, ok, to be fair, make the parents the main course. And I thought once that piped Sassenach music in a restaurant was the ultimate turn-off.