tartan bunker

I know a great hairdresser. Trouble is, he keeps getting bookings for big, long jobs on a Saturday - cut, full head of colour, blow dry, tea etc – and then the blighter doesn’t turn up, which, over time, loses ma friend, the hairdresser, a lot of money. Who are these dirty-headed scruffy amnesiacs, I ask? Other salons, is the reply. I’m aghast. That people can stoop so low.